We have the most garish, most heinous, most completely-not-made-for-anyone-actually Christmas sweaters you've ever laid eyes on.
SweatersBecause who doesn't love carrying their snacks in a festive pouch?
Fanny PacksBecause who needs a nice, tasteful ornament when you can have one that looks like it was made by a blind person having a seizure?
OrnamentsBecause who doesn't want to decorate their Christmas tree with a ball of reflective, spinning, flashing lights?
Disco Balls